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Justin Bieber is a gift to the world. Share with us your gift. Please submit your Biebisms (ism + illustration) to [email protected]

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Justin Bieber loves arts and crafts more than you do.
Justin Bieber invented the future.
The hottest place on Earth is Justin Bieber. The coolest place on Earth is Justin Bieber.
If a boggart saw its own reflection, it would turn into a world without Justin Bieber.
Jin and Sun knew they didn't have to worry about leaving their daughter alone. She was safe in a world of Bieber.
Justin Bieber knows who shot JFK.  it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald. Go figure.
Gravity tries, but it can't keep Justin Bieber down.
Justin Bieber’s first album is the only one in music history to go quadruple rhodium.
The Beatles are the fifth Justin Bieber.
When doing origami, Justin Bieber only uses scissors and glue.
Justin Bieber made Rachel get off the plane.
Scratch 'n' sniff Justin Bieber stickers smell like God.
Justin Bieber won the Heisman Trophy and the Rhodes Scholarship in the same year.  For his dancing.
Justin Bieber still wears slap bracelets.
The best time of day to listen to Justin Bieber is always.
Justin Bieber has claimed sovereignty over B flat, A major and Toronto.
Justin Bieber's favorite color is sunshine.
Justin Bieber makes it rain--love.
Justin Bieber can fly, only he's too down to earth to show off.
The capital of Idaho is actually a reference to Justin Bieber. it’s official name is Boise A Great Singer.
NASA uses advanced remote sensing technology to find the source of Justin Bieber's power.
Justin Bieber is the solution to the Kobayashi Maru. 
Justin Bieber shot a man in Reno just to watch him dance.
Bieber Fever started spreading in 2003. Back then it was called SARS.
On a Scale of 1 to Bieber, Global Warming is a .2.
Like Sampson, Justin Bieber's hair is the source of his power. Unlike Sampson, Justin Bieber's hair is untouchable.
John Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Justin Bieber doesn't care.
Justin Bieber's zodiac sign is Liger.
Butterflies symbolize hope for humans. Beiber symbolizes hope for butterflies.
Each red pill contains one Beiber tear, for Beiber is the source of all truth.
Justin Bieber told LeBron not to go through with The Decision.
Justin Bieber always has a seven-day weekend.
Justin Bieber messed with Texas. There are now 49 states.